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It really gets up my goat!

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Anne58 Thu 19-Sept-13 19:27:31

And other mis-quoted sayings!

I worked with someone who would say "Well, of course, it's catch 2" NO IT IS'NT, IT's CATCH 22!

Also "The proof is in the pudding" Actually, it's "the proof of the pudding is in the eating"

Then there was the chap who would refer to young "whippet snappers" (Perhaps I should have reported him to the RSPCA?) and another who once remarked that some such action resulted in "a human cry" (Took a minute or so to realise he meant "a hue and cry"

Please share yours, unless of course it's just me......

baubles Mon 23-Sept-13 10:07:00

The same grandmother, after a flood in her house, told me she had had 'one of those dehumanisers' installed to dry the place out.

grin

baubles Mon 23-Sept-13 10:05:13

My grandmother returned from one of her many trips to the USA and told us all that a friend of her daughter had been 'bugged' and her purse had been stolen.

I'll bet she was bugged!

Gagagran Mon 23-Sept-13 10:03:00

A friend was in hospital last week for investigations on her gall bladder. I saw a mutual friend on Friday who told me that she had had the operation and they had managed to do it with fibre optics, not the traditional cutting open method! (I think she meant keyhole but didn't like to suggest that!) grin

Zengran Mon 23-Sept-13 09:40:09

grumppa grin

Ariadne Mon 23-Sept-13 09:34:58

Jewlery
Nucular

Sel Mon 23-Sept-13 09:04:04

petallus two funny grin

grumppa Mon 23-Sept-13 08:31:27

Not sure why trov hasn't appeared in bold.

grumppa Mon 23-Sept-13 08:30:44

Con*trov*ersy
Dayity
Nefew
Meegrain
Ishoo
Ett

Late lamented MIL:

was convinced the local Japanese car dealership sold Mitsuboobies,

drank semiskilled milk,

and was very sorry for people who suffered from osteopsoriasis.

petallus Mon 23-Sept-13 08:10:11

See, that's what the grammar police do, make the rest of us terrified that if we do a typo it will be assumed we can't spell. smile

petallus Mon 23-Sept-13 08:08:04

too

petallus Mon 23-Sept-13 08:07:44

How did you guess?

I don't sleep well but actually it wasn't to bad last night. I slept from 10 - 2 and then 4- 6.

Aka Mon 23-Sept-13 07:43:26

You finding it difficult to sleep Petallus?

Greatnan Mon 23-Sept-13 06:18:18

There is considerably less of me since I started walking!

petallus Mon 23-Sept-13 02:23:22

I was thinking the same as Aka

Are you sure there aren't ten of you Greatnan smile

Greatnan Mon 23-Sept-13 00:16:11

I wasn't a one parent family, Aka - at least , not until I got divorced when my daughters were 14 and 16. Yes, I have had a very interesting life - I have a low boredom threshold! I didn't always change careers voluntarily - I had to sell my conveyancing business when the law was changed in 1987. I was a late starter, having married at 18 and had children in my early twenties, so I was 31 when I completed my first degree and started teaching. I left after nine years, having become Head of a large remedial service. (That was what it was called, before anyone makes a comment!) I then worked for a retired English company director in Monaco, and had a spell in Brussels as a financial consultant before returning to England and setting up my business. I was almost 50 when I joined the Inland Revenue as a graduate trainee tax inspector.
I retired to France in 2002 and will end up in New Zealand - but not yet!

Aka Sun 22-Sept-13 23:09:37

* Greatnan* you seem to have fitted more careers, degrees and travels into your life than I'd have thought possible especially having had your girls so young and being a one-parent family.
Respect.

annodomini Sun 22-Sept-13 21:55:02

Kiropodist. By analogy with other words derived from Greek such as charisma.

yogagran Sun 22-Sept-13 21:37:29

How do you pronounce chiropodist or do you opt out and say podiatrist? Are they one and the same thing anyway?

Greatnan Sun 22-Sept-13 18:58:57

No, I don't have a cleaner for my tiny flat, but I had one for our large house when I was a head teacher and also studying for a higher degree and chauffeuring around two daughters. Why not?
It is just a matter of historical chance that words are pronounced in a certain way in the home counties. There is no right or wrong about it.
I have lost much of my Salford accent, having left Lancashire when I was 22, but when I was teaching and lecturing the important thing was to speak clearly and be understood. There is much snobbery still about accents - I found it quite funny when Tony Blair tried to 'dumb down' his RP accent - very patronising!

Elegran Sun 22-Sept-13 18:49:51

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Smiter Sun 22-Sept-13 18:21:54

oh yes the little tomato inside is very edible, I love them Kittylester.

Ana Sun 22-Sept-13 17:22:53

Same as nightowl - sometimes 8 and sometimes et - depends on the sentence!

kittylester Sun 22-Sept-13 17:15:13

Same as jane and nightowl for the pronunciations.

Mamie Sun 22-Sept-13 17:01:11

Thinking about it, sometimes 8 sometimes et.
Fascinating conversations on the web about whether et is posh or common.
I remember my electrocution teacher giving me hell about thea-tre and not thea-eter.

nightowl Sun 22-Sept-13 17:00:38

jane we are speaking the same language grin. Despite my odd beginnings.