OTT corporate speak

It irritates me when Tesco say 'every little helps' it is grammatically incorrect and doesn't mean much.

There was an article in a health magazine that said that fewer than half of us can understand the jargon that comes with our medication, so GPs need to spend more time explaining in simple language.

"Journey" in any context other than getting from A to B - ugh!

Oh another one
"Your M and S"
No I am NOT a shareholder!!!!! Now Waitrose has started doing it as well.

Every time I use the escalator up to the next floor in our local M&S I float past the message Plan A. Because there is no Plan B.

Well there certainly should be, because Plan A isn't working...

Ana

Plan B is the snappy name for their environmental policy Ana. It has been for several years now. There was a long way to go when they started - and I last time I looked they are still selling convenience food in aluminium baking trays. (aluminium smelting uses vast quantities of energy and I for one don't have recycling of aluminium in my area.)
You have obviously not been concentrating on their corporate messages ana Keep up!! After all it is "your m and s" To busy being "inspired" by their new collections and window displays maybe (this terminology from a customer feedback questionnaire)

Don't you mean Plan A, Jess?

I hate that your M & S as well, it's patronising. I feel like saying 'if it's my M & S, can I just come in and help myself then?'

Oh maybe. A Shows the impact doesn't it [shrug]

No. Plan A is what you were referring to. Have you actually read the policy Jess?

There is no Plan B.

Shrug all you want - your post didn't make sense!