Good grief!

A very small plot of land near here is advertised as 172m sq. I hope the buyer will not be too disappointed with how many houses he could put on it.

I hope you get the opportunity to give them "peace" of yours nelliemoser!

I may have posted this before, but 'defused' lighting in the garage of an advertised property had me slightly worried.

A local carpet warehouse is selling vinlys as well. (Had hard job keyboarding that-spell checker kept trying to correct it!)

My favourite is "escapegoat" instead of scapegoat...

Chester Draws sounds like a good name for a music hall comedian.
I imagine him wearing a straw boater.

And singing ' Yes! we have no banana's'. ( see what I did there?)

When I was young, the job centre had a sign over one of the desks offering loan parents. I was tempted to ask If I could borrow one.

Some people put those who are good at grammar on a pedal stool.

Well we'll just have to grin and bare it (my favourite)

Here is one for the pedants. (From my sons collection.)

A guy I worked with once applied for a job enclosing a copy of his "Colliquium Vitae".

Nelliemoser, love it!

Nelliemoser, me too! Or should that be I too?