NotTooOld, I just wanted to comment on your post about MOM. It's the American spelling - the way Americans say the short 'o' vowel, it sounds like the way we pronounce 'MUM' - doesn't it? It's what I've always thought, anyway.
Two pronunciations that irk me: kilOMetre when it should be KILometre. It's a measure, not the device that does the measuring. Also 'licquorice' pronounced 'lickerish', which is a completely different word.
Sandwich? I say 'samwidge'! (That does look odd!)
I'd never heard of Benal Madena either!