discrete and discreet

Yes, I know the difference. In a 'past life' I had to type a report about customer service in a pharmacy. Was there a discrete (separate) place where the customer could receive discreet (personal, private) advice? I'd never heard of the former at the time.

I do but only because I used to teach Maths.

My favourite is the misplaced adjective, i.e an advert for a 'green ladies coat' (and yes, I do know there is an apostrophy missing). ?

Yes.saw an advert for a black mans bicycle. Gave completely the wrong impression!