If you don't like effing, even funny effing, don't look. There, their, they're bloody well done ;)

There is another couplet that could be added:

Something you lose is effing lost.
Something you loose is effing undone (thinking shoelaces here; I'm up for improvements on this one!)

Oh, this lose/loose confusion is driving me mad. I see it everywhere now that it annoys me. Grrrr.

Thanks Sparklefizz. I was thinking of going to see the film. I don't mind the odd f word but not if its overdone.

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Baggs once you warn a person not to look they will be unable resist the temptation to
Effing well look!

I looked! ?

Oops just seen that this is an old thread
Must have missed it the first time round.

Not for me either - I did not get as far as no.16.