'Any theories as to why men find both the above items anathema?'
My theory is that they don't. It's just another stereotype which women can use but men do so at their peril. It's harmless but, these days, the pillory awaits.
I use both gloves and umbrellas when the occasion demands. As far as I can see from a casual Google, the main reason why men might avoid them is potential abuse from women. One contributor to Mumsnet was very definite on the subject and, according to The Telegraph, real men avoid them. One ex-England football manager was branded 'the Wally with the brolly' which might have influenced some real men, especially those who stand bare chested and bare-bellyed at freezing football matches in January. Personally, I like to keep warm and dry and, so far, there have been no complaints - at least, not over gloves and umbrellas. 
Orchids and other lovely plants that don’t need a lot of attention


