Things you CANNOT do

Slpit your sides laughing

Like being every third word.

Oh Charleygirl you are SO right! A real bugbear of mine, although perhaps not quite fitting the theme.

Marydoll I'd forgotten that one!

Talk the hind legs off a donkey

phoenix I think I must be a tad slow- I was returning to apologise because it dawned on me it was not part of the theme. Sorry.

Charleygirl your input is always welcome!

Walk to the end of the earth is another

Move heaven and earth

Have two left feet

Bark up the wrong tree

Fly like a bird

Laugh your arse off.

I tried and the extra lockdown few pounds which all went there won't shift.

My daughter says big bums are in now though

Paint the town red

Work your socks off.

Laugh on the other side of your face.

Get knocked down by a feather

My husband's offering:

Make an arse of yourself... he is so uncouth ?

Bring the house down.

Burn your bridges

I could eat a horse.

Lucca I suppose if you had enough paint, and it was a very small town, then you might, at a pinch, you might just be able to?

Create a storm in a teacup.

Tie yourself in knots

Kill yourself laughing.