Asda's 'alternate' items

Sure, they’re not being pressurised into giving you alternate items?

They will probably claim to be disinterested when they should (not) be uninterested.

You've all made me laugh with your witty responses

especially if you enjoy practising the art of futility

Or a vulture ?

and you might get a voucher

By all means point out their mistake, especially if you enjoy practising the art of futility.

They are highly unlikely to take any notice of the fact that alternate and alternative are not synonyms, but you might just succeed in getting them to consult a dictionary.

I thought this was going to be about their substitutions as they substituted our vegetarian pizza for a meat feast!

Defiantly.

And when you check out, don't forget to enter your card's expiration date!

Yes. "Alternately", you could amend every other one?