"Her face crumbled ..." Nooooo

Yes I remember it well Grannmarie

Just seen the best one yet - Holden & Carr dramatically transformed the depilated flat, must have been a hairy experience.

Mine is still showing those three scary women...
'When shall we three meet again?'

On my laptop this thread is now showing a link for a video for Better Writing by grammarly.com.

Hello 👋 Sodapop, do you remember
' Have you been, Walter?
Walter, have you been?'
🤣

AGAA4

My neighbour told me she had been to the doctor's with painful asteroids.

😂😂😂

I once had a neighbour who announced over coffee that she couldn't get her 2 year old to stop biting his foreskin.😱 Cue stunned silence followed by a squawky sounding 'what?' from me. it transpired she meant that he nibbled the skin round the nail on his index finger. Think about it!

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

She had a sustifikate for her work

She had to go to the laundre-et to do the wash....

I shouldn't of eaten so many marshmellows.

Never in my entire life ...

My friend's wound was exasperated by an infection.

Katek

Perhaps you need a little restbite from all this sodapop

‘Restbite’ is one I often used to see on a forum for carers of people with dementia, where I was a regular visitor for several years.

However for once, even I couldn’t get too pedantically worked up about it, when the poor things really were desperate for a ‘bite’ of ‘rest’.

*there - sorry

I hope their will be no reaper cushions from this post

A friend who used to send me very long emails always ended with "Sorry for this epitaph"

My neighbour told me she had been to the doctor's with painful asteroids.

MrsKen33

Procreation is the thief of time.

It may be wrong- but procreating means no more time for piece and quite

Sorry to be pedantic (!) but 'careen' is a good word. It means uncontrolled speed so one could easily careen around a corner.

They are malapropisms, but infuriating nonetheless. It is sad that some become part of general vocabulary.

They were in such a hurry that they “careened” round the corner.

My golf pro writes to me about placing the ball next to my 'right heal'.

Aren’t these malapropisms?🤔 my friend is the queen of malapropisms!

MrsKen33 That one is true!!

Grannmarie

I was overcome with emulsion...

The late great Hylda Baker.

Slight digression, I must get a little hand for this watch - Nellie Pledge you remember Grannmarie

Back to the original post, I have to diffuse the situation