Star prize

Many stand up comics are lewd. do they qualify?

Years ago we had a temporary typist in the office who typed "As a jester of goodwill ...."

It conjured up some wonderful pictures!

would that be a hand-made mr punch, perhaps ?

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That’s a good one! 😂

I loved an ad which proclaimed the wonders of their “pealed” tomatoes 🍅

Some here are complaining about immigration and the open boarders.

grandMattie

I loved an ad which proclaimed the wonders of their “pealed” tomatoes 🍅

that label was meant for their bell peppers, i think.

are open boarders like weekly boarders, go home at the weekends; maybe they are not full immigrants.

i think i am confusing myself now, easily done.

Sack the proofreader.

This, on the letters page of the Telegraph today:

“ SIR – I have been reading the letters on the Initial Teaching Alphabet, phonetics and shorthand with interest.

I once dictated a note that said “a gentle nudge to the Personnel department should set the ball rolling”. When the note came back from the typist it read “… a genital nudge to the Personnel department should set the ball rolling”.

I was never sure if the typist was a poor speller or if she had something else on her mind at the time.”

Urmstongran 👏👏👏👏👏

sodapop

From a book I was reading, the star prize goes to

"and then he made a lewd hand jester"

This really conjured up a vision to me of a puppet, dressed as a jester, exposing itself!

My naughty mind, eh?

Was the book by any chance self-published?

kircubbin2000

Some here are complaining about immigration and the open boarders.

Flower ‘boarders’ are a perennial favourite of estate agents!

grandtanteJE65

I noticed on the BBC News last night when it was summarising the Olympic results, the captions read ‘meter’ instead of ‘metre’.

And yes, I know that is how the USA spell it, but this was the BBC and it was in Paris.