The love-child of auro correct and Mrs Malaprop? 🤣

Many years ago I was trying to flatter a woman visitor---I forget why----and when I accompanied her to our car park I gushed "What a superfluous car!"

I have a real problem with QR codes - if I don't remember to pause and think before saying it, I tend to come out with QI codes instead. 😳

I love the punket of strawberries..sadly I now cannot remember the correct word. No hope for me!

A friend once told me she had worn a lovely fornicator to a wedding and I’m afraid it has stuck in my mind. It’s just taken me ages to think of the right word ‘fascinator’!

When my daughter was little, she was very upset that our dog - a female labrador - was going to be spaded.

My daughter went to gymelastic classes.

My mother insisted on calling Sri Lanka, Siri Lanka, which is what we call it now!

Also we call the remote controller, “the buttons”

Oh and our eldest called Father Christmas, Farmer Christmas

I remember someone talking about a local court case, saying that the accused asked for several other offences "to be taken into commiseration".

Another chap and I looked at each other with a smile as soon as we heard this, but the lady denied saying it.

I think I am turning into Mrs Malaprop. I recently told someone my husband's cancer was in recession instead of remission 😄