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Maurice goes feral!

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Anne58 Mon 25-Mar-13 18:30:17

Well, he's certainly blotting his copy book today.

He's just attempted to ravish Lily, shock and she's what might be termed "sensitive" at the best of times. (personally I think it's more "special needs" , but we have got used to her funny ways.)

No doubt I will have to open the airing cupboard door so that she can have a quiet, recuperative lie down among the spare bathmats. confused

Must remember to tell Mr P she is in there.

Anne58 Sun 24-Mar-13 16:31:46

Maurice is now stretched along the back of the sofa, legs dangling. I think he is attempting a look somewhat akin to a leopard or cheetah sleeping off a large lunch on the branch of a tree.

I will give him 6/10 for style and artistic interpretation, but I'm afraid that as he is a black and white "tuxedo" type cat, he will score pretty low in the "realism" section.

Anne58 Sun 24-Mar-13 14:48:06

glamma no chance there I think, Lily even thinks that a bit of cooked chicken is part of a universal plot to poison her. Sort of fits in with her notion that everybody except Mr P and I are cat murderers, and even then she sometimes has her doubts about Mr P. This usually manifests itself in an attempt to make a fast getaway up the stairs if he has had the nerve to "look" at her. As the flooring in the kitchen and hall is laminate (yes, I know, so last decade and "common" to boot) this results in a most amusing cartoon- like running on the spot, legs whirling until she can obtain sufficient traction to propel her forward. By the time this has happened, her front legs seem to have forgotten where they were going as her back end practically overtakes them.

Nonu I thank you!

Nonu Sun 24-Mar-13 14:34:45

Phoenix , LOL

You are VERY WITTY

glammanana Sun 24-Mar-13 14:15:50

phoenix do you think he may have the idea lily & digby may also be partcial to a wee bit of game ? looks like his Big Game Cat Instinct has popped out in him.smile

Lilygran Sun 24-Mar-13 14:14:29

Yes! Could be a very useful secondary source of meat for the household. One of our dear, departed cats was like Maurice with chicken but not with cat food.

Anne58 Sun 24-Mar-13 13:54:08

Well, ok not exactly feral, but his behaviour was most out of character!

He is usually a very gentlemanly cat, with impeccable manners. Never flicks his food about (unlike the dear departed Clucky, who would dip an elegant paw into the bowl, extract a chunk of meat and nibble it daintily, completely oblivious to the specks of jelly or gravy that were now adorning the walls in sort of spatter pattern, slightly reminiscent of an early Jackson Pollock).

Admittedly, Maurice does sometimes overdo the chewing, putting his head to one side and chomping away with his back teeth as if he is tackling a haunch of wildebeest that he has managed to bring down single handed whilst it was drinking at the watering hole, but generally his "table" manners are beyond reproach.

However a short while ago I saw another side of him. I was browning some diced venison for a casserole and found a piece that was rather gristly. (I had bought it in Morrisons, cheaper than Lidl, but I think Lidl's is better quality). I took this piece out of the pan and put it on one side, remarking to Mr P that I would save it for Maurice, as he has never tried venison before.

This is not favouritism, by the way, Lily won't touch anything that isn't specifically labelled as cat food, and we have yet to find anything that Digby regards as a treat. Other than the air stone from the fish tank, but that's another story. Maurice on the other hand is known for his willingness to try anything, hence his love of Stilton, smoked salmon and (more recently) Toblerone confused He is also rather partial to bacon rind.

So, a few moments later Maurice popped into the kitchen to see what was happening. I put the browned, gristly piece of venison in his dish. He looked. He sniffed. He licked. Then, crouching low to the ground, he grabbed it and shot off to his lair, (well, under the hall table to be strictly accurate, but you know what I mean) where he proceeded to tuck in with gusto.

I was a tad surprised as he has always just eaten from his bowl, so I found another bit and again put it in his bowl. His reaction was just the same. I have given him the odd bit of various cooked meat before, and he has just eaten it without this sort of behaviour.

Now I know that venison is classed as game, and Maurice is a very bright chap, but I am at a complete loss as to why this particular meat should be treated so differently by him.

He sometimes leaves part of his "kill" on the doorstep for us, the odd vole, a disembowelled rat or a mouse's head.

We do occasionally get deer in the garden, do you think I should make some space in the freezer??