The programme on only last night (or the night before?
showed that some cats are reluctant to take on a rat. The late, much lamented Maurice, showed no such qualms, and we therefore had on many occasions to remove his offerings from the front doorstep.
He was not impressed by this, and often looked somewhat disappointed.
I think I may have posted before that I always thought he would have preferred to have the heads stuffed and mounted, displayed in such as way as he could have puffed on his metaphorical pipe whilst saying to the "young 'uns" "Ah yes, I remember that one particularly well! Cornered the blighter just behind the wheelie bin at number 4, put up one hell of a fight, but I stood my ground! Had a slight wound, but only a scratch really. My limp? Ah well, that's another story, did I ever tell you about the weasel in 2002? No? Well, it was a particularly cold day.................
Yes, I know, I'm completely batty 