Digby, that is. I have posted on here before about Fraidy, one of my neighbours cats, and the way that Digby deals with his "visits" 
Fraidy is a food opportunist, his owner has managed to find at least 3 homes (apart from his) where he is dining. Goodness knows why people fall for him, he's not particularly appealing, black, but with a facial expression like a bulldog licking pissed of a stinging nettle.
Anyway, I was having supper on my lap watching Pointless (yes, I know, but the Archers had finished before my supper was ready, and that M'Lud, is the case for the defence).
Having finished, I took my plate to the kitchen (see, not a total slut, couldn't sit there with a dirty plate) to find Fraidy tucking into the cat biscuits, with Digby sitting on the towel that is left on the worktop under the kitchen window in the vain hope that it will minimise the paw prints on the floor, watching him
I hissed at Fraidy, he did bit of a wheel/paw spin on the laminate, and tried to exit by the way he had come in, i.e. the kitchen window.
Digby now decided to become Action Cat, and defend his territory, which involved standing up, hissing and boxing Fraidy's ears.
This rather begs the question as to why Digby didn't do this when Fraidy tried to come IN, rather than on the exit, causing a whole bloody load of stuff in the draining rack to end up all over the damn floor!
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