I think we had a similar thread some years ago but as we have many new members I thought I would ask again. My Saffron is known as Saffy or Baba, while Bugsie is called by one of many silly names like Buggly Wuggly, Bugger Lugs and Baby Booboos! 
I hope some other members will come up with some dafter ones to make me feel I am not alone.
Changing from a Manual car to an Automatic after driving manual for around 50 yrs
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