I once looked after a neighbour's budgie when they went on holiday and got the biggest fright of my life----as you do when it's someone else's pet you've been left in charge of.
So far as I'd known, the bird had never had a millet spray so I decided to treat the poor thing.
The bird loved it and didn't leave it until all the seeds had gone, but then I could see it choking and having trouble dis-lodging some husk so I quickly whipped it out of the cage, forced its beak open and held the bird under the running cold tap. Family in the background laughing and shouting " you're going to kill it mother ".
Bird was drenched, but it perked up back to life again and was happy to continue tweeting. Needless to say I didn't buy any more millet sprays
and it seemed none the worse for its scary event. I didn't let on to the neighbour.
We did have a canary for a number of years which had been passed on to us after its owner, an old lady, had died, so the bird was already ancient but sang beautifully all the time.
D has a parrot, Jasper, an African Grey who's hilarious and also very clever. Drives them mad with the phone---as it's him. Miows like the cat and screams like the children. Talks over my D when she's on the phone and laughs inanely.
Honestly, the family's crackers hahahaha.
What is the most random school memory you have?
My dad spent 40 years mastering his craft, and last week someone half his age told him how to eat.😠
What did you you think you would have by your current age that you don't?



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