Do you ever imagine discussions between your pets?
I’ve just watched the dog and the tortoise having a “conversation”.
D-“Can you please stop eating my play area!”
T- “How about if you stop weeing on my food?”
D barks crossly and T strides purposefully away to the utility room door.
I hurry in to stop the tortoise going in, and the dog slips past me smirking.
T-turning round and heading for the grass
- “Favouritism! That’s so not fair!”
do you still buy BBC radio times?
What did you you think you would have by your current age that you don't?
Govt announces Ukrainian style scheme to bring thousands more migrants to UK
