Do you ever imagine discussions between your pets?
I’ve just watched the dog and the tortoise having a “conversation”.
D-“Can you please stop eating my play area!”
T- “How about if you stop weeing on my food?”
D barks crossly and T strides purposefully away to the utility room door.
I hurry in to stop the tortoise going in, and the dog slips past me smirking.
T-turning round and heading for the grass
- “Favouritism! That’s so not fair!”
Good Morning 1st May 2026 "May Day"
Tuned To 'The Archers' For The First Time In Months.


