MissOops dang stays with us 3 days a week. New neighbour has 2 dogs, if she hears them in the garden she shoots out of the door barking her head off, I go out and call her in and she mutters and grumbles the whole length of the garden, very loudly and stomps off into the living room and throws herself on the carpet.
Every time. (You would think that she would learn the connection between the barking and being sent indoors)
But the grumbling always makes me laugh.
When she has to go home, she also grumbles and complains as she goes to the car.
Why on earth would anyone plant.....
Only 50% of middle age adult manage more than 1 brisk 10 min walk a month.


