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Chance would be a fine thing.

So that's why my glow went. I thought it was just dehydration by the way this was on the 7oclock channel 4 news last evening. It sort of put me off my tea. It gave my husband a thrill though. He thought his dessert might be a bit more interesting. ..it wasn't

I echo what Charleygirl said!

CBA for me.

I think gn was offered the chance to partake in that survey.

But any of you who read my post about the dreadful night we had in a lovely country pub in May will perhaps remember that the couple who kept us awake all night long, FIVE times, once an hour until 5am, were probably just over 60? Also the next morning they went off in separate cars! We had no idea that we had been listening to a bonkfest, we thought it was someone trying to break into our room or the hotel. I asked them the following morning at breakfast if they had heard the loud banging. She smirked and looked down, he carried on eating and said calmly, 'Yes, it was our headboard knocking on the wall'! We both looked like death the next morning, they both looked fresh as a daisy.

The previous night, I had thought what a loving couple they were. So discovering that they were probably on a dirty Viagra-fuelled weekend was a bit sad. They weren't all that loving in the morning.

The only "glowing" effect I get is when I put on some BB foundation cream on in the morning to make me look half human.

Me too! From deathmask to passable human in 2 minutes.

In fact I bought some more this morning. The usage has started to creep down to the chest area.

What's BB Cream - does it mean I can miss out the middle man?

Yes, facial products save the day, don't they.

BB cream is a really good general purpose moisturiser/illuminator/primer/foundation, but quite light. So it doesn't tend to clog and settle into creases. They do vary of course, but generally they are easy to put on and cover the worst of anything.

Thanks jane. What does BB stand for and where do I buy it?

Can you tell I am desperate for a glow?

Bobbie Brown(sp)? Possibly Kitty

Kitty it's Beauty Balm or Blemish Balm no-one can agree which! Most companies make one so they are all prices. They come in different shades too.

Thank you Pitt

I never see any old men in the street I'd want to go to bed with. Eurgh!

The whole thing sounds sleazy to me. Smacks of desperation.

I saw Philip Schofield at a fete the other day. He's 52. (!) Would you call that old? I could make an exception for him.

Although he has got very thin - thanks to that ridiculous 5.2 diet. Lost that gorgeous little bum.

Jane Do you think the couple in question [who ruined your night's sleep] just turned over in bed a lot? That may have accounted for the headboard knocking against the wall [or not, as the case may be!]
The trouble with surveys [as someone on here did say] is that people out and out lie, or say what makes them look good.I would take those figures and half them.

Quarter them!

Dismiss them altogether?

I could use a glow, but am coughing too much at the moment with this virus type thing.

No way, rosesarered Each time it happened it went on for ages, the first time I thought someone was trying to break the door down to the pub, the second woke DBH and he thought someone was trying to break into our room. Even our bed shook! It was a bit like an earthquake in your sleep. We were just not awake enough each time (too many glasses of red wine, plus a whisky in DBH's case) to work out what or where the sound and vibration was coming from.

I should have mentioned, he looked quite pleased with himself, as did she. No shame at all!

The landlord had been about to check for air in the plumbing, because DBH had complained!