Husbands

Loobs I'm afraid if DH had said that to me I would have been asking if he wanted to drink his tea or wear it!
As you say, ain't love grand!

You should have told him that you are now embracing a hippie lifestyle, and it will be all organic salads for dinner from now on!( hit them where it hurts....mealtimes.)

Loobs, how long have you been married? Would it help if you tell him gently his smiling comment was insensitive?

Maybe he should have said, "*I see you're pleased to see me*" and looked [pointedly at your chest .

Good luck

Lind, you must be married to a very brave (or stupid) man.

I'm sure they don't mean it, they just put their mouth in drive before the brain is engaged.

I was "admiring" myself in the mirror and said I didn't think my bum was too bad for a lady of a certain age. His reply "it's not as nice as the one I saw at work today"!!! No I haven't forgiven him yet and it was 6 years ago!

Let's just embrace "Droopy" (Sneezy may get jealous though)

I've lost 2 stone since May and everything is droopy! . Sure shows maintaining a certain weight through life is ideal!

Mine once told me I was no oil painting and he was serious.

My OH would have meant it as a compliment!

Cheeky £%&*#
Maybe the arsenic is a step to far but I'd have seriously considered salt instead of sugar !

christine, I'm surprised he didn't end up in hospital!!

Oh dear Loobs that was a close call, surprised he didn't end up on the bonfire, get knitting as Rowantree said.

Your name is very close to perfect. It should have been Boobs!

I was going to say, wait until he is naked in the bedroom (or anywhere else for that matter and say, "looking a bit droopy, again" whilst waggling a droopy little finger.

But I have been beaten to it.

I wouldn't mind but he's more Billy Bunter than Tom Cruise - do I mention that - never!!!

Now is the time to knit him a minibra for his 'meat and two veg'. Give it to him and tell him you've noticed he'd been getting a bit 'droopy'lately

Ain't it just!? ?