Gender equality and religious freedom in politics

Every one tells me what a charming charasmatic and elegant lady I am . witty into the bargain the total package x

In what respect chuck ?

I know I shouldn't put a comma before and but I often do it accidentally and can't bother to correct. I feel though that that should have had a comma to separate it out?

Nonu Why are you persisting with this offensive "girlies"? It isn't clever; it isn't funny; we are all too old to have reference to girlhood; and I, for one, find it annoying – although I can't really be bothered to get cross about such stupidity.

Have I made an absurd assumption – i.e. that you are a woman but actually you are a male chauvinist pig in disguise? Blimey – how daft can I be?

700!!!!!!! Where the flip are you getting 'em from Greatnan?

You can't get them all from Saga!

I always think, if you put a comma before the last item in a list, it is because that particular item is in some way different from the others. eg. "In the basket there was an apple, an orange, a pear, a plum, and a dead dog."

Humour , you want to try a little absentgran

I'm putting a vote in for the Oxford comma. I like it.

It needn't actually have been dead. Just a dog would have been fine.

Be as dft as you like , is that your idea of a put down male pig --bless

I don't understand.

ABSENTGRANA CALLED ME A FEMAL CHAUVINIST PIG ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!

I've just remembered!!!

Miiiiiissssssss!!!!!.......they're falling out again! Shall I tell them to stop it?

You flippin' did Absent!

(I wasn't shouting there. It was the suddenly remembering that did it)

I tried to get it deleted but they wouldn't. Cos when (hah!) was on the same thread and she was agreeing with me. So they said it could have been aimed at her.

Jing I don't either. I'm sorry but I do not understand what nonu is on about most of the time!
I object to being referred to as a 'girlie' I find it quite offensive!

I have been idly wondering what all this has to do with the OP - is gender equality. Sorry to spoil the party.

Funny you should say that jeni

Eh!! jings don't drag me into it! I'm just a spectator!

I've got to go and watch New Tricks now. DH likes company.

Here"s a solution , don"t read my posts . Easy peasy

Going to sit with my husband now .

JO4 Would you like a recipe for cooking dead dog with an apple, an orange, a pear and a plum because I'm sure I can write one for you.
Oh, no. The dog has been reincarnated – do not grill until medium rare.

Nonu Unlike other people who have no sense of humour, I am quite happy to admit that I don't have one. (Such an admission is one of the last taboos in our society.)

Bags I like the Oxford comma too as I think it helps to avoid exactly the sort of confusion that has arisen here. (Inspector Morse was in favour too.)

Nonu I merely queried in a slightly shocked way as I have never been addressed as girlie by another woman, let alone one d'un certain âge.

JO4 I don't recall addressing you as a female chauvinist pig but I am prepared to believe that I did as a result of a pathetically mistaken belief that I could be faintly humorous. However, as I couldn't even get the pig/sow thing right, it was probably a massive failure.

Nonu Your posts are scattered through this conversation like acne on an adolescent's face. How can I possibly avoid them? If I simply skip them, when I read someone else's response I shall have no idea what they are responding to.

For crying out loud, can't I go away for a week's holiday without coming back to a brawl?

Put a sock in it children. Could this be the secret why there is no gender equality in politics - the ability of some women to start a catfight over nothing? And don't bother saying "She started it" Just have self-control enough to be the one who ends it by firmly closing the mouth and the laptop lid and going and doing something useful.

Meanwhile I am changing the subject to tell you that besides being away for a week with DD1 and family I have also been for a bone scan as the consultant at the breast clinic wants to check that my backache and sciatica have no connection with the tumour that was removed from my breast seven years ago. Definitely wandering from the OP but as I am on here ranting I might as well mention something worth getting worked up over.