Are you as moral as you think you are?

Not me. I couldn't chuck a lifebelt to save my life - or trump's.
Gransnetters also like to make up their own questions.

That was NOT the question thatbags
I did say not to take it seriously but they're an awfie virtuous lot on GN

I'd chuck him a life belt which, of course, there must be handy because we are told we "can" save his life. That means there are the means to do so at our disposal, of which one possibility is a life belt firmly attached onshore by a long rope. We do not necessarily have to be swimmers ourselves, or get wet, or 'carry' him.

We'd be good life belt chuckers, naturally.

I occasionally tell fibs, Mawbroon.

unfortunately??? DJ

Love it! Thanks, MawBroon!

Very funny, Maw! I didn't see that coming!

I can do that on my camera, Jalima. I could take both types one after the other to compare. Unfortunately he would probably have drowned by the time I had done so.

I would shoot in colour because, with today's excellent photoshopping programmes, you can change to black and white, sepia etc.

I think Trump would panic and drown any would-be rescuer who made an attempt to help by climbing on their head to get out of the water. Not worth the risk. However, I would save his wife or Barron though, I'm not that bad!

Well I didn't twig the name change.........

Why? Has it been away?

Keep 'em coming Broon. You've no idea how I've missed that impish humour! ?

Yes, rather a lot of bet-hedging going on there! (I'm guilty as well...)

I like your humor MawBroon

Ok Maw, then classic Black + White but would still get help!!

Very amusing MawBroon - I am still chuckling

I know <sigh>

I got to the end, and am still laughing. Some people here seem to have missed the point entirely :-)

That was NOT the question Rinouchka!

I can't swim either so would have to save myself and call for help, snapping whatever photo I could as I tried to get out of danger.

If I could swim, I would have to save him but his weight on my 8 stone frame might herald the end of me!

Why not both.
Cameras are digital now.
With ability to do speech bubbles
What would be in the speech bubble.....??

Interesting that this joke has resurfaced. Robert Mugabe has been reported as being in a similar situation in the past! (caught in a flood)

This is weird. My grandson said when the weather bomb was said to be coming over here, "I wonder if it will get trump on its way?"

I can't swim. I would shout as loudly as I could "Look! he is going down for the third time!" so that any swimmer within earshot could get close enough to check that it was indeed him before deciding on a rescue.

Colour definitely, to catch the subtle highlights of the flashes of lightning reflecting off his hair. Video would be even better, for the dramatic image of him struggling against the tide, and perhaps the view of a Mexican swimming in the opposite direction to reach dry land in the great US of A.