there are Scotch Whisky, Scotch eggs
But very little Scotch humour so I found when I was deleted from a thread last year for telling a couple of jokes with a Scotch Scottish flavour.
So being mindful of the title of this thread, I'm jumping overboard before I'm forced to walk the plank again!
Children holidaying during term time.
What do your grandkids call you?
Cross partyAsylum seekers in UK should have right to work after six months!