there are Scotch Whisky, Scotch eggs
But very little Scotch humour so I found when I was deleted from a thread last year for telling a couple of jokes with a Scotch Scottish flavour.
So being mindful of the title of this thread, I'm jumping overboard before I'm forced to walk the plank again! 
Have you ever been to see a Spiritualist
What time do you get up and go to bed?
Reform UK’s Richard Tice allegedly failed to pay £100,000 in corporation tax
