there are Scotch Whisky, Scotch eggs
But very little Scotch humour so I found when I was deleted from a thread last year for telling a couple of jokes with a Scotch Scottish flavour.
So being mindful of the title of this thread, I'm jumping overboard before I'm forced to walk the plank again! 
Mother put on child abuse register for letting her 5 year old go for a walk!
