I had the same b..dy quilted checked blue raincoat as the character Shirley Valentine and didn't know it. I wonder why my friends were calling me Shirl until I saw the film.
The kids thought it was a great hoot when I did playground duty.
I also had a lovely snuggle of a navy coat with a fur lining, just the thing for standing outside until D.H called me Policeman Plod. I took it off never to wear it again and made him come with me shopping for a new coat that he approved of.
I got the last laugh though he bought himself a long quilted mac for work and as he is not very tall one of his colleagues was heard calling him "The man with no legs".That went to the charity shop as well.
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This made me quite teary - but smile too

at looking like a mushroom, I'm SURE you didn't. The cape sounds lovely. I love capes and ponchos