Glastonbury party!

....only after the party capers???

What I want to know is - did the police find anything?

There has been a report that they found my cymbols and I didn't even notice they where missing ?? a nice young Policeman is going to return them at my convienience.

Talking of conveniences - did the police compound jenis portaloos?
We might need them again.....

No! I was the luggage remember! I just popped them inside . They are now standing on either side of my wildlife pool, disguised as tardises!

I understood that someone did their best to burn them down so obviously not everyone appreciated them

I wonder who was inside at the time?

I seem to remember when was being a bit cavalier with the flame-thrower....

I don't know WHAT you mean Anagram (pinky finger coyly pressing dimple on innocent face emoticon)

Hmph! I bet soop remembers her singed crutch.....

She's let me off for that one - it's metal so it wasn't that damaged

Anyway, she won't need it for long AND she's got the compensation of that hamper of goodies

That's me off the hook

You wish evil

Ha! So you do admit it was you, when!

so can I assume then that it was when who tried to incinerate my dog

whoops! that should have bold!!

No, whitewave, I think your dog accidentally sat in the bonfire while trying to steal the lamb...!

whitewave I would never harm a cat dog, even if he was making off with the BBQ lamb. I think your dog is one of those who likes to taste danger

Anagram I admit nothing, and regret even less

Well seeing as he provided the lamb in the first place I do think he was entitled to a bit of it!

Well I know nothing

Me too, whitewave! But I think he has to regard his singed backside as self-inflicted!

Hmph!

What...??

I vote that the dog is in charge of the next barbeque

That sounds like quite a sensible idea whitewave

when
I'm full of them!