Reasons for deleting threads

deleted because we don't want to even think about your youtube clip on ritual removal of pubic hair, sir

(you think i am joking don't you)

Deleted because we're fed up of hearing about the house/ girlfriend. Fill in as appropiate

Moved

This thread has been deleted because this particular gran is a pain the but!

This thread has been deleted because I am bored and just had an urge to confuse the oldies.

Thsi tread hos ben dletd beco\ o te vodcur......................

Yes I agree the "bunfight" is a bit, well, off key. Old fashioned. Who talks about bunfights these days. Not us up to date grandparents.
Sounds like there was a fight going on.
I think :
"Thread deleted for breaking site rules" or "post deleted for breaching talk guidelines" would be more appropriate GNHQ, OK?

Deleted!

We could have a lovely time thinking up various messages, couldn't we!

"This thread has been deleted, because the Op was in shouty capitals and we have a headache"

"This thread has been deleted because we feel that size 2 eggs would work better than size 3"

"This thread has been deleted because we believe that the poster who started it is an impostor, and is actually Gladys Liberty Bodice-Higgins, who is a known subscriber to The Vole Stranglers Gazette"

"This thread has been deleted because ............. WE CAN "

It's like when somebody presses the wrong button and you get the wrong recorded message. All us passengers looked at each other, somewhat bemused, when we heard "This train is not in service" just as we were pulling into Euston the other day. Presumably GNHQ just picked the "other" reason - and we all know what sort of posts occasioned that message!

Makes you wonder what they put in the cake sometimes.

They're just trying to be mysterious. They do that, you know

Yes, that's not really suitable as a one-size-fits-all reason, is it...?

They've used that one before, Jane but on that occasion it might have been a tad more appropriate!