I think....

Please, please, NOT moving emoticons!
If they are on a page I get so distracted I can't read what else is there.....

You're not getting away with a no, you know!

Can we have a frog instead then?

I want a roll-eyes one!

(My previous post was in reply to Kat's)

Yes - the biscuit! They gave us one once by mistake, obviously thought we wouldn't get it and took it away again! Why? We aren't all little old ladies crocheting cornflakes, or whatever...

If we could use the ones on our iPhones and iPads.... [hopeful look]

Nooooo! (Thank you)

MN has a biscuit, which more or less means 'oh ffs'. Why haven't we got one too?

Or a 'piffle' one?

Face it. We need a "piss off" one.

Only answer worth giving sometimes.

I know, [naughty emoticon], but wtf?!!

Lona, I think a two fingers emoticon might be interpreted as something other than wtf!

I've asked for a devil one. I even sent HQ a picture so they know what I mean. [innocent]

Not to mention...two fingers for a 'wtf'!

Galen

And a "I give up" emoticon?

While we are making requests - please may we have a white wine - red gives me a headache!

I don't even call those things cakes. They are buns.

As in:

The common cormorant (or shag)
Lays eggs inside a paper bag,
You follow the idea, no doubt?
It's to keep the lightning out.

But what these unobservant birds
Have never thought of, is that herds
Of wandering bears might come with buns
And steal the bag to hold the crumbs.

(Christopher Isherwood)

No, I like the shine in sunshine. Would be too meteorological without it.

It's so our poor,old arthritic fingers get as much exercise as possible

Agreed. I've always wondered why the cup bit was there. You could take the shine bit out of sunshine too and just have sun.