Cari! or Kat. or someone...

Actually, I'm not that bothered... I had a double chocolate muffin with custard instead.

(DH doesn't understand the combination, but a muffin is a type of cake, right?)

<weeps>

<arrives late to the party> did you save me some?

Although I am sure it had MY name on it actually [humph]

Just looked out of the window and can't see any drunk horses [disappointed emoticon]

jings I have tried it once. The cake - not bad. The icing I could have happily eaten for the rest of my days in. To die for. (Actually if I ate it for the rest of my days it would probably be a case of dying from - but it is soooooooooo good.)

In charge of Gransnet? No we have bolted the doors.

In general? Yes many, many "merry" people in the vicinity who should clearly be following our recipes to soak up some of their excesses

<realises walk to work tomorrow morning will be a case of dodge the pool of vomit>

The joys of London life eh?

Apparently "stewed" is a polite way of saying pissed

Not a drop has passed our lips though

The penalty for being stewed drunk in charge of Gransnet is no cake for a month

jinglbellsfrocks

I just licked the table to get the last bit up.

Will not lick floor.

This is where I really wish this was a photo thread