I bet you wouldn't .....

Couldn't we just start a fuckit bucket thread? I'd have plenty to add

You're lucky Jalima. Mine hasn't apologised because he never accepts he's in the wrong. Of course he is, because I couldn't possibly be

Mind you, I'm softening, because he has just given me an Easter egg (he can't resist buying them when they're stupidly cheap, which they were a couple of weeks ago)

Hope there was room for mine too Indinana.
Luckily he managed to redeem himself (after a bollocking ).

I seriously wanted to stuff my DH into a fuckit bucket earlier. And I reckon my DD would have helped me to push him right in

I could fill a Fuckit Bucket by 8.30 on a Wednesday morning.

It's DH's fishing day and it's worse than getting a kid off on a school trip.

Got to be Fuckit Bucket. Only just discovered it yesterday and it tickled me! Now, for starters I will put cleaning windows in it. My mum used to do hers every two weeks. My windows probably get done (inside ) about 4 times a year. Window cleaner does the outside so I can see through them! Every time I think about cleaning them - and don't - I can think - put it in the Fuckit Bucket! Maybe this is a room 101 thing too?

Please!!! I have a very very very long list at the moment

jingls

Sorry but it has to be Fuckit Bucket the other suggestions just dont come close

Doesn't quite conjure up a very edifying picture though, does it?

Load of Old Bollocks Bucket?

Or would that frighten any grandads away?

If we got this, we definitely wouldn't tell them over at the Other Place. (Mumsnet (for newbies)) We wouldn't want them copying. It would be all ours only.

Agree

I think it's perfect. It is surely no longer shocking and only mildly offensive imho. It perfectly expresses how one feels when something seriously goes up the spout. And yes, it rhymes

In this particular case I think it is witty. It rhymes, for one thing.

A 'Dammit Bucket' just sounds...lame!

Why should it have to be 'that' F word again? It is so boringly predictable Whilst it was used to shock in the past now it is just boringly predictable and not witty, original or funny.

With all the life experience in GN we can do better than 'that' surely!

Damn is far too twee, it is what you say when you have mislaid your glasses.
Bugger and sod mean you can't quite bring yourself to use the f word.
It has to be Fuckit Bucket.

Fuckit Bucket sounds just about right to me!

A Damn it bucket ?
Bugger it bucket. ?
Sod it bucket ?
Come on grans more suggestions needed.

Oops, forget the full stop after 'jings'

Totes agree jings Let's get dahn wiv the kids, innit.

POGS

No! Any other name would spoil the fun of it! It needs to be light-hearted as much as anything.

And a swearie modern sounding name would show the world we're not dead stuck in the past.

Why would somebody be upset to read the word ' bucket '?

You do realise you stand the risk of being nick named Hyacynth from now on Cari.