Dear GNHQ

Can I have Cari or Lara please?

Perhaps not Lara. She is the scary one.

? gonegirl how could you. Such language. Made me blush under my ankle length, high neck, corseted gowns. Even my table legs under their voluminous coverings were quivering. ?

They need shocking, that lot.

I am clutching my pearls even as I type! Such language! Surely we should be saying breasts (although "bosoms" might be more discreet), derriere, and scrotum with contents?

Or perhaps "down below man parts"? And "ladies chest proturberances"?

Or we could just lighten up and say fuck it all, call it what you like after all we are (supposedly) grown ups!

They are only words, all in the Oxford English Dictionary, therefore allowable.

We are over 21 FFS!!!

Oh dear me, my sensibilities have been well and truly offended ! I'm off to have an attack of the vapours

To be serious, I think they're ageist and imagine we're all singing along to Vera Lynn and sucking on our Werthers.

Mind you, can't say I blame them .... having just read the Slipper thread!

Does anybody remember the "scrotum waxing" thread? ????

And worse still refer to the 'lady garden'

Whispers. Someone's answered! ((Runs to hide))

Wee hee! There's nobody around till Monday.

Fill yer boots, girls!

Gonegirl, I've had a rubbish day on GN ...but as ever you have cheered me up. You are a wonderful rascal, thank you, and I mean that. Xx

merlot ???

“Up The Revolution”!!!!!

And yes, thanks Gonegirl - I can always count on you to make me laugh. Can we have more threads like this please? ???

cheers!

Hey up I love werthers

I'm going to bed.

I seem to have an appointment with the headmistress on Monday. Anyone coming in with me?

merlot you can come. It's usually your fault.

It's everybody's fault but mine. of innocence