Dear GNHQ

Nah! I'll go with the flow. Just hope I put my asterisks in the right place.

hides placard in cupboard just in case.

Got nothing to do tonight now that the bunfight's off

Might as well get some culture

Gonegirl, can I borrow your copy of "The Henry Root " letters?

I'm just wondering what might be considered too norty for a thread title, but OK for posting in a thread. I mean there are obvious ones but apart from those 4 letter ones what else wouldn't be allowed. Maybe this should be a new sort of game- Forbidden words A-Z. Now is arse?

Try it trisher.

Something along the lines of,

Title: "I have got a pain in my arse."

First post " Can anyone help please?"

See what happens.

Carillion just looked at that book on Amazon. Extract:

"I am certainly not a thinking man's Anna Raeburn, so you must solve your own problems." is the best put down ever."

Could be useful on here!

B could be "I've dropped a bollock, was I being unreasonable? "

Can we please skip C?

Perhaps we'd better.

D. 'I know you prefer to be called Richard but you're such a Dick.'

Gransnet I thought your job was to support GM posters? Make sure they were not targeted by unkind posters etc. Allowing yourself to be ridiculed is like a school saying they have a 'no bullying policy', but then when bullying takes place they put the victim in the library out of the way and the bully is free to continue. My opinion of course.

E for eff it!!!

What's a GM poster? A genetically modified poster? Have we got any of those on GN?

love0c I take it you meant GN posters?

No one is "ridiculing" anyone at GNHQ. Wouldn't dream of it actually. Just having a little laugh.

I don't think anyone's going to admit to any artificial enhancements, Bathsheba

Who is this "bully" anyway?! I sure as hell hope you don't mean me!

F for frigging in the rigging? There's eff all else to do.

G:

"^Was Alf Garnett being racist when he used the term Scouse Git?^"

Goolies

Really, you do persist, oh my

Indeed we do jura. It's like St Trinians for geriatrics in here!

Thanks for the s!!! Was feeling down after reading headlines in my Google News feed and you ladies are just the anecdote for that slump!

Is that your contribution, jura?

Not sure I get it.

As Eliza Doolittle might have said, ' In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, Harseholes hardly happen!'

It's not very sweary is it merlot? And anyway it begins with R and we're only up to H

that made me laugh out loud Merlot!