This forum, numbers, statistics and a bit of logic?

Marydoll if anyone wants a bathroom cleaned, I'm your man.

What really gets to me however is that we have upstairs a bathroom and a shower room adjacent to our bedroom. We also have a toilet downstairs. However, whichever one I have just cleaned my wife always insists on using that one and not one coming up for cleaning.

If ever there is to be a divorce between us it will be over her using my spotless and sparkling crappers. ?

Sorry ,Grandad1943 you did post a rather unsettling post, in response to one of mine, God knows how long ago, if, as you say your memory is good, then I'm sure you will be able to recall it.

I'm notgoing to be distracted by cleaning tips, I want to hold fast to the points made in my OP. which I think are valid, IF you read them, especially the last few sentences/paragraphs!

Phoenix I believe we are under strict orders from GNHQ to withdraw from such discussion as you laid out in the OP.

However, if I have misinterpreted what they have stated, carry on and I will join as appropriate.

In the spirit of your thread title phoenix here's something to consider: if I wish to tell a funny story, I'm not likely to make it all about me. I'm much more interested in other people and what they are about. As I live with Mr L and the cat and the cat doesn't often do anything particularly comical, I'm more likely to relate a story about himself. As I did fairly recently when, early in the morning, he trod on a tiny cat toy but imagined it might be a dead mouse. The resulting shenanigans took out a console table, a rather nice pottery bowl containing 3 flowering orchids and a mobile phone. And almost Mr L himself.

Oh GrannyLaine! Quite a lot of damage! I can just about imagine Mr L leaping about thinking he had trodden on a dead rodent!

Minnie has a habit of leaving washing up sponges in random places, treading on one in the dark while on the way to the toilet can be very disconcerting!

Grandad are your dear wife and my dear husband related?
He doesn't have a sister, as far as I know ....
But similar habits

I had great sympathy with him (on that particular occasion) because a couple of nights previously, she had brought in a large dead rat and placed it at his feet. I can see the charm of a washing up sponge for a cat though: nice and light and easy on the paw. I have a bag full of cheap colourful ones that my toddler granddaughters can make towers with.

GrannyLaine I shouldn't laugh
But I did

Callistemon in regard to your request of me in your post @20:50 my wife does have a brother but I can assure you that she would not be related in any way to your husband.

She is most definitely is one of a kind. Our three daughters are always saying they broke the mould after they made our mother. ?

You never know though as my cousin used to say about researching FH.
The habits sound similar !

To Phoenix and all others who have not let this bl**dy virus sap their sense of humour, I offer this (and may have to ? behind the sofa after! )

Actually I suppose it is not unlike the well-known Navy toast “To our wives and lovers -may they never meet!”

Callistemon in regard to your above post, surely they cannot be related.

However, with the same "clean crapper use obsession" I am beginning to wonder.

After all, the "Blackout" throughout the war years must have allowed all sorts of "Hanky Panky" to go on, and many must have taken wonderful advantage of that. So now I am thinking it is distinctly possible.

Just a minute, , , , , I have just remembered that my wife was not born until 1948.

So ñooooo not possible on that count unless it was a very extended pregnancy. ??

Thank you, Maw ?

MawB, I can state with absolute confidence and great modesty that I fit all four of the above and exceed in all the criteria. ??

Oh, I love it MawB

I have heard the Navy toast before now though; himself got a friendly shove when he proposed it which spilled his Pusser's rum everywhere

Just showed that to my OH, she’s in stitches.

No2 is the most important make a girl laugh and she’s yours!.

Grandad, shouldn't you be working? ?

there are families where there is a large age gap between siblings, DH is a pre-war version.
But, no, not at all possible I realise now.

I bet they're 5th cousins twice removed though.

Marydoll

But even Grandad is allowed a coffee break!

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I can't get used to the hour change, its coffee time chez Chateau Callistemon

(Note my quasi French again. I shall be fluent by the end of this isolation.)

Marydoll I feel like giving up on the work bit. The government, the Health & Safety Executive and our customers keep changing what they want from us.

We laid off nearly all in two of our Assignment teams, now we are waiting to hear if we definitely need to get the back.

So I have give up at the moment until it becomes clear what the f..... Is going on.

But I am enjoying myself on here as it's taking away all the frustration.

Grandad, I think you should be putting yourself to better use and not wasting spending time on GN. There are bathrooms to be cleaned, floors to be washed, (mine need doing, DH has been slacking) and I'm sure many other tasks needing done.

Now look lively there!

Marydoll, I have just been out and cleaned the inside of my car as her majesty was complaining about the state of it last time she drove it.

She started to hint that I could clean out the inside of her car while I was at it, but she must have said that into my slightly deaf side as I had put all the gear away before I realised it.

I have just told her how sorry I am....if only I had known. ?

Big fail, Grandad. ☹️
A good husband would have read his wife's, mind as all husbands are supposed to do. You should have known, she needed her car cleaned. I'm disappointed in you!

I wonder if your wife will come on this thread and tell us about your failure.?