A quiet, spacious room with a big comfy bed, extra pillows, a couple of easy chairs and a table for my wine glass. Good lighting and a choice of flattering mirrors considerately placed for the short-sighted. No double sided mirror to shatter my illusions. Plenty of toiletry space. A deep bath and luxurious toiletries. A loo that flushes first time. A radio that can be switched on in the bathroom. A shower with a head that can be moved for rinsing hair over the bath. Everything clean and smelling fresh. Good food, friendly service, a well-stocked bar. No tinned mushrooms or dried out scrambled egg at breakfast - some kippers or smoked haddock instead please. Air con where appropriate, a lovely view, plenty of interesting walks and a well-kept and attractive town to visit. An ironing board and iron in case my DH needs to smarten up our outfits. Lifts that work. A file of instructions for the TV/heating etc, and particularly for the power shower/bath tap combo so I don't drench myself trying to work it out. A hospitality tray with a proper teapot and choice of tea - oh, and some hot chocolate. One of those lovely warm Double Tree cookies on arrival. A chocolate on my pillow. As you can see, I'm not fussy and I haven't given it much thought....