I don't think we've mentioned him.........

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Best Alex Ferguson joke so far. Alex Ferguson has been bought a gold watch for his retirement. It has six extra minutes on it!

playing!! not 'palying' that is something else!

Not my style but can see some women are attracted to power and I guess he has a kind of power. I heard he made the MU team sing nursery rhymes during one half time to humiliate them as they were humiliating themselves by palying badly on the field

All the more reason to seize the moment when it does, then...

It doesn't do too much floating these days. TBH.

Yes - I'll lay off now, jingl - whatever floats your boat

'orses for courses. man - meat - prey man - meat - poison

Or something!

He always seems more puce than grey to me...

Presence? Monotone, monochrome, monotonous.

He can't be that boring. He threw a boot at Beckham.

Grey = life experience. And presence.

I think he seems to be the most boring man in the universe..grey.

Ana! That is just a bad picture. Bad lighting, or something.

Leave off you lot. He's lovely.

Ana Never in a million years!

That's the weirdest crush I've ever heard of

My ENT consultant recommended tooth whitening gum to control reflux - it has bicarb in it - so I am giving Sir Alex the benefit of the doubt... . BTW, I hate it, so don't use it.

Every time I see him chewing gum I want to shout, 'Stop that disgusting habit!' Can he not chew with his mouth closed?

Ana , splutter !!!!

I just can't see it. Have you had your eyes tested recently j08?

jo surely not, are you feeling ok!

French accent beats the Govan one hands down!

#sorrycouldntresist