Olympics for over 70s

MissAdventure

I'm self identifying as a 70 year old.

It might not be all you hope for

Me too miss adventure

I'm self identifying as a 70 year old.

I can do the jar unscrewing! I have a ‘never fails’ tip told to me by a BA cabin crew member many years ago. I’m not 70 yet though, I hadn’t realised it was ageist!

The "Where are my glasses?" Event.
You get to hide them yourself in a plainly obvious place, then have only 2.5 hours to find them.

Just one room and the dog bed Tizliz

Walking past teenage girls on a night out without tutting ?

Jaxjacky

Highest number new jars unscrewed without
A) asking OH
B) stabbing the lid with a knife
C) deciding you don’t need it anymore

Just get one of these ? Never fail

Gardening ( with a kneeler) for 2 hours with only 2 Oohs a couple of points knocked off for losing the trowel for 20 minutes then finding it behind me !

The reaching for things on high shelves and low shelves without complaining.
No medal for me on this one

I know it is not serious, but I still hate the whole idea.

Vacuuming without having to stop for a breather halfway through

The whole house/one room/the dog’s bed?

Callistemon

I've just competed in the Individual Bedlinen Changing event.

First of all I got several time faults, then they announced I'd been eliminated for lying down in the middle of the course for a breather halfway round.

As a former gold medallist in this event, I feel humiliated.

I’ve been known to stop several times and look at GN…

I think I would be disqualified

I don't think it's meant to be serious M0nica!!

Hate the whole idea.

I've just competed in the Individual Bedlinen Changing event.

First of all I got several time faults, then they announced I'd been eliminated for lying down in the middle of the course for a breather halfway round.

As a former gold medallist in this event, I feel humiliated.

Highest number new jars unscrewed without
A) asking OH
B) stabbing the lid with a knife
C) deciding you don’t need it anymore

Witzend

May I please add feet up on the sofa with a book, while also thinking about doing something useful instead?

I like that one Witzend

Vacuuming without having to stop for a breather halfway through.

Stooping without grunting, followed by advanced sitting down in a low chair without going”oooff!” ?

I have loved reading all these ideas ....... can I add the taking off a bra without getting undressed event?

At the moment I self identify with the over 90s.

So I’d like to enter the biscuit dunking competition.

Applying fake tan whilst sitting on the loo which is the optimum height when wearing varifocals.

Ten points deducted for each streak.

Twenty points deducted for forgetting to wash your hands.

Similar to Lauren Hubbard, can I be considered for qualification?
I currently self-identify as ‘Over 70’, due to having several shared key physical characteristics.

Putting socks and or trousers on in a standing position…

Freestyle Recycling Separation