Olympics for over 70s

Love it! I don’t think I’d qualify though, except for toenail cutting

I'll add 'Turning off GN and going and doing something useful' category

And I'm off .....
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Well that’s good as I have got six years to train for something?

May I please add feet up on the sofa with a book, while also thinking about doing something useful instead?

Getting out of a chair (with bad back) category

100 yards in 10 minutes

Freestyle Recycling Separation

Putting socks and or trousers on in a standing position…

Similar to Lauren Hubbard, can I be considered for qualification?
I currently self-identify as ‘Over 70’, due to having several shared key physical characteristics.

Applying fake tan whilst sitting on the loo which is the optimum height when wearing varifocals.

Ten points deducted for each streak.

Twenty points deducted for forgetting to wash your hands.

At the moment I self identify with the over 90s.

So I’d like to enter the biscuit dunking competition.

I have loved reading all these ideas ....... can I add the taking off a bra without getting undressed event?

Stooping without grunting, followed by advanced sitting down in a low chair without going”oooff!” ?

Witzend

May I please add feet up on the sofa with a book, while also thinking about doing something useful instead?

I like that one Witzend

Vacuuming without having to stop for a breather halfway through.

Highest number new jars unscrewed without
A) asking OH
B) stabbing the lid with a knife
C) deciding you don’t need it anymore

I've just competed in the Individual Bedlinen Changing event.

First of all I got several time faults, then they announced I'd been eliminated for lying down in the middle of the course for a breather halfway round.

As a former gold medallist in this event, I feel humiliated.

Hate the whole idea.

I don't think it's meant to be serious M0nica!!

Callistemon

I've just competed in the Individual Bedlinen Changing event.

First of all I got several time faults, then they announced I'd been eliminated for lying down in the middle of the course for a breather halfway round.

As a former gold medallist in this event, I feel humiliated.

I’ve been known to stop several times and look at GN…

I think I would be disqualified

Vacuuming without having to stop for a breather halfway through

The whole house/one room/the dog’s bed?

I know it is not serious, but I still hate the whole idea.

The reaching for things on high shelves and low shelves without complaining.
No medal for me on this one

Gardening ( with a kneeler) for 2 hours with only 2 Oohs a couple of points knocked off for losing the trowel for 20 minutes then finding it behind me !