I thought this a good idea
@MichaelRosenYes
I propose an Olympics for the over-70s (further sections for over-80s, -90s, 100s).
To avoid heart attacks and other forms of dropping dead, the sports would be eg toe-nail cutting, best dishwasher loading, memorising shopping lists, stone-paper-scissors, TV switcher use etc.
I would add best time at going up the stairs (with bad back)
Lack of public toilets in towns.
Angela Rayner lashes out and calls Sunak “pint sized loser”.