Back in 2016, when Chump was entering the Presidential campaign, I wrote 'Ode to Donald'. Is ANYONE still surprised by his lies, criminality, and classless oafishness?
He’s arrogant, he’s rude, but Donald doesn’t care,
He’s in the White House race, him and his weirdo hair;
He’s arrogant, he’s rude, but why should Donald care?
Even if his rivals, all think it isn’t fair.
Rubio and Cruz, they can’t shift him in debate,
Though Donald has no policies, all he’s got is hate.
Republicans have realised, but it’s all been far too late,
They’re made to look so silly, by a guy that’s second-rate.
His fans that want to vote for him, to “make the country great”,
Have never heard of bankruptcies, and they like the sound of hate.
They say the system’s failed them, and it really is no bar,
That Donald has no policies, coz he’s been a TV star!
Hispanics, blacks and women, he’s insulted one and all –
But to his fans what matters is, he’s loud and big and tall.
He’s not a politician, and they love he’s got the gall,
To try and buck the system, with just that talk of “WALL”.
They don’t even mind it seems, those nasty Epstein files,
He’ll just keep saying “wasn’t me”, in thousands more denials.
Some day we’ll see the Kremlin’s hold, from a Moscow hotel suite,
When they got that film of Donald, caught ‘somewhat’ indiscreet!
DO check the list of leaders, Washington through Obama,
No Donalds yet, he’d be the first, this self-proclaimed old ‘charmer’.
And if Lord-forbid it happened, we’d be right out of luck,
’Coz you’d get more sense and talent, from the Donald known as Duck.