Just chuckled over this cartoon in the paper of two women chatting as follows:
'I finally bought some nice new underwear. I sent my other undies off to be carbon dated. The result shocked me to the core'.
I know I have got some prehistoric undies lurking upstairs, but they are comfy and just about wearable. 
Talking about wealth: what happens if the government took on the mortgage debt?
). Some of my knickers have seen better days but they also 'will do' for wearing at home. Sometimes I buy new ones and don't wear them for ages are they are 'too nice'.
Behaviour dating back to childhood I think.
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