A Gransnet design brief for M & S

Am I the only person who reads this as M&S designing knickers for Gransnet?
I can see those wonderful salmon pink directories bloomers my granny used to wear with elastic down to her knees. Or possibly, "sloggi" type pants for your more active granny.
They won't be thongs I hope, especially not with diamanté, I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable.
Main thing ("bottom line"?) is no VPL so come on M&S, let's see your Gransnet design briefs!

Alea I thought exactly the same thing and posted on this late on Monday night.

Design briefs would make a nice change from Bridget Jones's knickers (perhaps not as comfy or warm)

Oops sorry Nelliemoser I should have read through the whole thread, but TBH we have had a few threads lamenting current design and quality at M&S, so I took the short cut. That'll larn me!!

M&S emailed me some pictures of knickers to review. All thongs and all horrible! How many of their core customers actually wear thongs?

Had a quick look at the dregs of the sale and tried on a kaftan style cardigan. Sleeves were much too tight and finished about six inches beyond my fingertips! Who do they design this stuff for? You'd have to be a Giacometti sculpture for it to fit!

Agree with much of the above Have been round their very big Birmingham store today (killing time waiting for friend) and saw nothing I really wanted to buy.
I love their No VPL knickers and last year bought thre pairs of their cropped trousers-black ,turquoise and orange-almost poplin effect-which fit perfectly and are a good length on my 5ft 3" Hope they do more colours this year.Otherwise have bought nothing for ages. Vile colours, vile and unecessary embellishments
Their cashmere is definitely not the quality it used to be despite rocketing in price.Did buy a tunic last year .Lovely colour .Has bobbled and shrunk despite very careful hand washing

M&S lost their way a few years ago, cut up my store card in protest. They're missing a huge market - babyboomers with money and style honed in the 60s. I want chic, I want quality, I want longer lengths, I want to look good.
I don't want frumpy, I don't want pastel cardis and jumpers, I don't want insignificant dresses and I don't want rails of sale stuff that no-one buys. Is that so difficult?

I do so agree with Hicaz46 about all trousers in one place etc. Last year I found a really nice pair of trousers in M&S, but decided to have a look around before I bought them. I then went to get the original ones. 20 minutes later and just giving up the will to live I asked an assistant to help me find them. She said did I have the product number? As if.!! Left without them.
I find Sainburys Tu quite good for trousers though

Their range of dresses for spring is horrible .Shapeless shifts, cheap looking lace ,weird designs and colours.Can't seem to post pic on here

Aha cracked it
Now would any of you wear this?

I don't understand why I found exactly what I wanted on a sale rail but had never seen the skinny polonecks and comfy extra short jeggings in the big new Brum shop before. I'd stopped looking but found them on a sale rail I passed on my way to the foodhall!

Yuk to the dress.

And more yuk to the dress. It's horrible. I was in M and S yesterday, the first time for ages. What struck me was the shortage of size 14s. Anything that caught my eye I had a look for a 14 and there never was one. Yes, I suppose it's a popular size but don't they have assistants restocking the rails?

Given that one assumes most stock is automatically reordered these days-one in ,one out -I am amazed how often they get this wrong .

Another yuk from me for that dress - horrendous!

I've said before I don't think we are the age group that M&S target anymore.

I see that they are stocking Emma Bridgewater nightwear. Might be better quality than the current stuff which is ghastly, both style and quality.

bookdreamer I agree we are not their target market but we are the ones who would shop there if the stock was right.
Any one under 18 would run a mile rather than shop there. And I think they would be over 50 before they would even look again.

But that's precisely the market they're after. The young professionals with the money. Who are influenced by names and designers.

I was in there last week and got chatting to one of the display team. I told her what I thought of the clothes in general and she said "I know, they're awful aren't they". I pointed to some dayglo yellow lace dresses lurking in a corner and said "Who on earth is ever going to wear those, they're hideous!" she laughed and said "That's why I've hidden them in the corner!"

If M&S won't listen to their customers perhaps they should listen to their staff.

Deedaa - I am gobsmacked at your story. So, even M and S staff think their clothes are terrible? Why WHY don't they recognise their core market (baby boomers in the main), do some market research (or read GN) and find out what we really REALLY want? Its just basic marketing principles.

I should add that the girl I was speaking to was a lot younger than me, so they obviously aren't appealing to the youth market either.

I would like longish T shirts with scooped necks and bracelet length sleeves, black with a bit of elastane to give shape. Jeans that are long when they are labelled long, chic, simple styles, not things with added decoration that no-one wants. No more of those hideous colours that are "spot off ", you know the ones I mean, teeth clenching eye hurting oranges and lilacs. We are a generation that grew up in the 60s, we know about clothes and what we want. M&S should know their target market and stop assuming that vile pastels and elasticated man-made fibres are what we are looking for. And their sizing - don't get me started; racks and racks of size 8 short. Once in a while it would be good to find a size 12 long!