What do the wires do?
*They dig into your boobs.
*They poke out the sides and make you feel as if you've just been stabbed in the upper arm.
*They cause total discomfort when you bend, stretch or try to do anything other than stand to attention.
*They nip you when you stand to attention.
*They ping out when you're on the bus and hit the person next to you, doing them a nasty mischief.
*They, very, very occasionally, push your boobs inwards making you look as if you've had silicone implants the size of a honeydew melon.
This results in such elevated busty substances that you feel you're choking.