Who will be ordering one of these ?

DanniRae

Are they her own boobs showing through or are they printed onto the outfit?
Either way I think it looks dreadful and not at all attractive

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Printed on the dress

Hmm no thanks.

It looks like too much maintenance to me.

Are they her own boobs showing through or are they printed onto the outfit?
Either way I think it looks dreadful and not at all attractive

The men's faces say it all!!
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Germanshepherdsmum

I don’t think I’ll be trying that. Horses in the fields behind us. Easily frightened.

I love that! Made me laugh out loud!

How very unattractive!

‘Skin tone’? I’m much paler than that.

Hmmm. I don't think so. My family would be sooo embarrassed - and so would I!!!

I'm ordering one plus a Bjork style Swan dress so I can lay an egg at the next garden party .

And a Lady Gaga meat dress .
I'll be popular with the neighbour dogs .

Come back old style Laura Ashley and your perennial floral prints.

Huh! I've got better boobs than that! So it wouldn't do me justice, although even the wrinkled look in the picture doesn't seem as much in need of ironing as the real me

@ it wouldn't be seen in Hampshire! it might frighten the ponies

TBH I’m not sure my dh would even notice! I’ve often said that he would’t notice if I went out topless with my nipples painted green.

Germanshepherdsmum

I don’t think I’ll be trying that. Horses in the fields behind us. Easily frightened.

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Ha! You’re absolutely right Parsley!

I don’t remember The Hitman &Her, Fanny. Today, we are spoiled for choice and there is still nothing to watch. ?

Parsley there wasn’t much choice of what to watch then!
Do you remember The Hitman & Her, with Pete Waterman (and was it Michaela Strachen?) visiting regional clubs.
Peak 90’s!

Witzend

A few very extrovert attention-seekers with money to burn, I dare say.

Not long ago I did see someone (from behind) who I honestly thought was naked from the waist down.

However once I got closer I saw that she was simply an exceedingly plump person (after the current thread I dare not use the F word) who was wearing pale pink, absolutely skin tight tights or leggings, with a very short top.

I dare say she thought they looked nice…

I’ve seen her too and wondered why no-one had told her.

To the male one….

It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes!

It would take a lot of front to wear it.

Oh no ☺️

Emperor's new clothes springs to mind!!

I remember EuroTrash. It was very near the knuckle but I must have liked it as I watched it. These days I would probably just tut and switch over.
The naked dress has achieved the desired publicity. How about a male body version?

Nothing new under the sun as my mum used to tell me.

Apologies for the long link.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=1960s+topless+clothes&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZs_z-lsXSJcqxqMgNW_Oji0cHo3g:1652604468091&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjaiJmyj-H3AhWSUsAKHX5RCjIQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=441&bih=632&dpr=2#imgrc=mWhr5UmW5ApeEM

A few very extrovert attention-seekers with money to burn, I dare say.

Not long ago I did see someone (from behind) who I honestly thought was naked from the waist down.

However once I got closer I saw that she was simply an exceedingly plump person (after the current thread I dare not use the F word) who was wearing pale pink, absolutely skin tight tights or leggings, with a very short top.

I dare say she thought they looked nice…

I would wear it in the bath to frighten the old lady in the mirror off!!!