it depends on how I am feeling as to how I deal with this, sometimes I just hang up, sometimes say a few choice words but one that makes people laugh was this man phoned to say he knew I had been involved in an accident (I hadn't) so I put on a weak old lady voice, as he started to talk I said ' are you my friend?', he stuttered a bit and said 'no' then went back to his script they read from, I let him talk for about 30 seconds then I said 'I had an egg for my breakfast', he paused and said 'what' i repeated, I had an egg for my breakfast', he said 'Oh', then off he went again, once again I let him talk for couple of mins then I said quite loudly 'OOOHH' he said 'sorry???' I said 'I've just wet myself', at that point he hung up and never phoned back.
Mandelson's Global Consultancy Goes Bust...
HMRC slightly angry is an understatement
Allege rape in Epsom by asylum seekers




I used to quite enjoy winding them up, one way or another, and I became quite good at it. Wonder why they don't call any more? 