Ahoy! Anyone been on a liner?
In contrast to today's expectations, no first class cabin had a bathroom. Only the four suites had bathrooms. Our voyage from Melbourne to Tilbury took three weeks. I enjoyed most of my time on Arcadia, well, 98% of it.
When we crossed the equator, the ancient Naval tradition of crossing the line/equator began. Those who hadn't crossed the equator were called Pollywogs; those who had were Shellbacks. King Neptune in his gilded festooned throne was in loud, commanding form. It was good natured fun and we appreciated the efforts to entertain us
Through the eyes of a twelve girl, in December 1958:
I stepped into a lift, a 'bell boy'' (a lad of 16) smiled. After chatting for some minutes about our respective lives, he leaned forward and kissed me on the lips [blush[ my^ first^ adult kiss.
Unnoticed by us, a passenger called the lift. It moved imperceptibly; we failed to notice the lift settle and the doors quietly part. They revealed the bell boy puckering up, eyes shut leaning toward me.
On the outside stood my Mother. Her sunny demeanour became thunderous as she realised the young girl was me. The unsuspecting bell boy leaned in, eyes closed. I heard, then recognised the cough. I
was frozen to the spot. Horrified, I saw my mother's sunny demeanour change to thunderous. Her eyes followed suit, from blue to grey, much as the sea when a squall is imminent. She coughed again. The young lad must have looked over his shoulder. She angrily pulled me out. Then he became aghast, embarrassed then concerned, as she warned him off, quietly and successfully.
A minute later, I had a hushed scolding in a quiet corner of a bar overlooking the bows. My furious mother whispered, "I have no intention of changing my plans today, in spite of what I've just witnessed." I still sigh when remembering that incident.
In a black cab from Tilbury to our London hotel we passed Trafalgar Square; the sky turned grey then yellow and seconds later, the air was thick with white, icy pellets. My first sleet shower.
Good Morning Saturday 27th April 2024