Well, after reading some of those accounts, I reckon I got off lightly! Some 20 years ago both DD and I were down in the dumps. My boyfriend had done a sudden disappearing act and DD had moved back in with me after splitting from hers. We decided to cheer ourselves up and booked a coach trip for a long weekend in Paris. Due to a last minute problem, the central Paris hotel had been swapped for one which turned out to be on an Industrial Estate way outside. No time to stop for the promised lunch en route or the drivers' hours would be exceeded. Eventually the two coaches arrived at the hotel, where we were to have an evening meal before bed. It was a Bank Holiday. The Hotel had run out of food. Half the passengers settled in the Bar to get drunk. The rest of us plus the coach drivers split up to search the area for somewhere to eat. It was pouring with rain. Eventually, after walking around for almost an hour, a friendly native pointed to some lights showing through the trees and we found a Chinese restaurant. We found one other coach passenger there. The food was excellent and, thankfully, affordable. We three had been the only ones to eat. Those in the Bar were roaring drunk when we got back. We were propositioned for a "threesome" by another passenger who got quite nasty when we declined his offer..
We went to our room, (alone!), nearly tripping on the tape holding the stair carpet together. We found our two single beds were pushed and bound together with a single set of scruffy sheets and a torn coverlet. One lady and her adult son found themselves sharing a similar arrangement.
Next morning we were in the second sitting for breakfast. Actually, standing. No chairs. The first sitting had scoffed any food that was available and there were no clean cups so we had to wait for coffee and swig it quickly as the Drivers were anxious to get going on our promised tour of Paris, about an hour away.
We had 5 minutes standing in the rain, viewing the Eiffel Tower in the distance before being dumped in the Champs Elysee to amuse ourselves. Everthing was shut. The rain was pouring down. We had left the doggy bag of left-over Chinese food at the Hotel in our hurry. Luckily, the scheduled visit to an eatery in the Latin Quarter was still on. The restaurant was called something like "The Cave" and it was. We were packed in like sardines, watching we didn't get an elbow in the face. Live music was provided, a piano accordianist who played loudly but not well. The food was barely edible, there was no choice and there would be nothing available at the Hotel. I am claustrophobic. I had a panic attack and had to fight my way outside. That's when my otherwise successful bid to stop smoking (clean for 2 months) came to an end, as I scrounged a calming cigarette.
The next day the weather was getting worse and the coach drivers decided to leave early for the Calais ferry. There was supposed to be a stop for Duty Free en route, but half of us decided to skip it. We went in the first coach, the drinkers in the second. It was a full blown thunderstorm with torrential rain by this point, with a danger of aquaplaning, so our Driver was careful. We were beseiged as we passed through "the Jungle" but got to the Ferry without extra passengers. Coming down the Motorway we had been passed ostentatiously by a young man in a very swish sports car travelling at speed.
As we pulled into the Port, our driver announced that it had come through on his radio that the road behind us had been closed because of the weather. We had just made it. The coach that was stopping for the Duty Free was stuck in France. We got to Dover without incident but as we trundled onto shore we saw the swish sports car again. It was no longer swish or sporty, it was crumpled and on the back of a transporter.
It was quite a relief to finally get home. I haven't been abroad since.