A large jar of pickles. It would be much more interesting, giggle less frequently, not slap its thighs as if starring in Dick Whittington, not cross its legs, thus revealing its knickers, raise the IQ level of the entire programme and cost very little.
Did you think you were poor growing up?
This made me think.... What do you think?
What did you you think you would have by your current age that you don't?





