I think Pat is at last starting to realise that there may be something ' not quite right' with the relationship between Rob and Helen. Is it possible that Helen would be so asleep that she would not hear Henry opening his presents or is Rob drugging her bedtime cocoa? He actually bought her a dress for Christmas ? What's the betting he bought it too small to continue to humiliate her even further. I really must get a grip it's not real......it's not real......
Another funny one for the pendants
James Cleverly is running to be Mayor of London
, so I thought we could start again!

