The Archers

I bags the semi solid cow pat phoenix. If there's any left over from Brian, can I use it on Jenny Dahling?

I think the slapping queue for various characters is getting quite long, perhaps we should devise some sort of league table, and then hold a ballot, followed by a raffle?

Then of course there is the issue of what we slap with, a hand, a wet cod, a semi solid cowpat?

Decisions, decisions................

I'll slap Brian whilst you slap Will merlotgran, I've been waiting years for the chance.

I will join the queue to slap Brian after I've given Will a good shake.

Well! The bloody cheek of the man! Accusing Jennifer darling of "betraying" him!

How many times has he betrayed her with other women! (No, don't bother to count, but it's quite a few)

If I were her I would be very and probably give him a damn good slap and put a lock on the fridge, the wine cellar and the drinks cabinet!

She could take over the café and Fallon could do more of her upcycling.

It does seem on the cards for Olwen to move in with Pat & perhaps they will become a couple and kick Tony out ?

"Neil is reading the news"? Eh? What have I missed?

Oops, obviously not concentrating this evening. Thanks for corrections!
JD doesn't stoop to bestow her game casserole on the homeless. Too busy trying to stuff poor Lexi with her insistent stream of a nutritious dishes. Treating her like a brood mare with no choices or knowledge of her own needs.

It was Pat. She is looking back at her Greenham Common days and wondering what she has achieved.

Will Pat insist that Olwen moves into Bridge Farm?

That'll put the cat among the pigeons.

Jenny? I thought that was Pat!

Is Jenny Darling going to set up home with activist Olwen?
Can Roy cope with Ian and Adam watching every stage of the surrogacy with his beloved?! It's all very up close and personal and Roy's stolidly conventional at heart!

Why is Helen always being described as a successful business woman when she doesn't have a clue how to market her cheese making classes?

Does she really think no further than Borsetshire?

And WHY does Henry still sound like a four year old? He's seven for heaven's sake.

maryeliza, your scenario is scarily possible. People holding family secrets, especially when their relationships have been far from straight forward are at risk in the heat of emotion, of saying something they later regret.
Now that Neil is reading the news - who is the continuity announcer. The one a couple of nights ago was fantastic and said we needed more dum de dum de dumdedum and played it.

Jo did say something to Ed but it was Will that clarified it when they were together, on their own in the keepers cottage. I thought the Will side of the conversation sounded weird to be honest with Will seeming to think keeping Nic "safe" a natural thing to do. It's quite a burden for Ed to carry and I agree maryeliza - it will all end in tears and your scenario seems a very likely one.

Oh Thanks! I thought Joe had told Ed initially and wondered how Will knew.

And it will all end in tears - Will will be having a go at Emma, Ed will defend her by saying well at least Em hasn’t knocked someone down and lied about it. Dum de dum de dum de dum

No Will has told Ed.

I missed a few episodes and particularly the one where Joe told Ed what Nic said, so now am a bit behind. Has Ed told Will?

Will did seem to be aware he may go to prison.

Poor Ed. Thanks to Will unburdening himself he will now have to watch every word as well as worrying about whatever Joe might say. Will's going to be on his case all the time now.

Or maybe he and Ruari are running an online business empire ...

Or is he hiding in his room and writing his life story, could be a best seller!

Perhaps back to mother for his Easter Eggs?