Kirstie's Homemade Christmas

I'm sure she would be eager to showcase your talent. It is quite satisfying making 'stuff' isn't it? My daughter and I made a standard lamp shade out of tights once.

Christmas bunting. I've never done anything like that before but I quite enjoyed doing it. Perhaps I should show Kirstie then she can show you all how to make it in her programme

What did you make?

and I made some stuff this year (probably a first for me) without the aid of Kirstie or any farting.

I haven't watched it, but why were donkeys in a programme about a Homemade Christmas?

I don't like her much either. Probably I'm envious that she spends time farting around making stuff.

Another one here who can't stand her - far too pleased with herself for me!

Never watched it, I can't imagine why anyone would want to go to all that trouble, tbh.

Watching one - nothing to say about that but please please please don’t show those tragic donkeys. I simply can’t bear it.

Evil bastards

After seeing her first series about four years ago we attempted to make her Scots pine maple syrup from our own trees.

We should have remembered that the reason you plant Scots pines on the fens is to filter out the black soil that is everywhere in the atmosphere. The water was black when we washed the needles and remained black after several washes.

The finished product looked horrible and smelled like loo cleaner so that's where we chucked it.

And me...can't stick her.

I’m with you there lucky

Can't stand his rather twee lady and her rather twee programmes. Definitely not my cup of tea!